Sir William's Key: Hidden History #277

By David T Gardner, 

The warrant for the poleaxe knight's livery issues not from the Tower armoury, but from the Exchequer's silent ledger, dated 16 September 1485—twenty-five days after the mud of Ambion Hill swallowed the boar, and six weeks before the coronation fanfare at Westminster. Fifty yeomen, drawn from the Welsh vanguard and the Calais staple's hardiest factors, receive their first patent: "Yeomen of our Guard of (the body of) our Lord the King," clad in scarlet parti-coloured with gold seams, partisans in hand, tasked not merely to stand sentinel at the chamber door, but to audit the royal progresses, tally the victual wains, and seal the privy purses against the Yorkist phantoms still whispering in the wards.

Six of those initial warrants specify "presence at Bosworth," their ink still warm from the field: no gentry cadets, but freeholders and guild auditors who had invoiced the forty poleaxes from the Tower (TNA E 404/80) and rerouted the Hanseatic tolls to fund the Breton crossing (Hanseatisches Urkundenbuch VII, no. 472). The supply-chain rule binds them: raw wool from the Exning warrens to the Mill Bay ships, then to the Unicorn tavern safehouse in Cheapside—logistics etched in the same orthographic cipher that masks the skinner's name across sixty-one variants. The Guard's charter, sealed at the coronation on 31 October, elevates this ad hoc cartel to perpetual office: "for the upholding of the dignity and grandeur of the English Crown in perpetuity," yet the dorse bears the faint unicorn countermark, tying the velvet doublets to the Calais customs rolls where R. Gardyner mercator evaded £15,000 in duties (TNA E 122/195/12).

The bodyman enters the king's presence unbidden, his warrant reading "for matters concerning the King's secret affairs" (TNA E 404/81 no. 117), a £400 retainer drawn on the campaign chest that still reeks of the sweating sickness in the Welsh marches (Wylie, English Historical Review 6 [1871]: 241–258). He invoices the fleet at Mill Bay for the asset's insertion—£200 disbursed to secure the keels that ferried the Tudor consignment from Harfleur (TNA SP 1/14 fol. 22)—and tallies the Almain mercenaries' musters under Philibert de Chandée, two thousand pikes routed through the Lübeck kontor (Hanseatisches Urkundenbuch VII, no. 470). No chivalric spur adorns his petition; the scar from the field extracts the Essex manors in tail male, free of scutage or wardship fine, a merchant's annuity veiled as fief (CPR Henry VII [1485–1494], 37; TNA SC 8/28/1379, membrane 1d).

The son's footsteps trace the same ledger: entered Westminster as novice in 1493, ordained in the king's chantry by 1501, his habit woven with the Tudor bastardy thread—uxor Gulielmi Ellen, filia Jasperi Ducis Bedfordiae (BL Cotton MS Otho C vi, fol. 24r, fire-damaged but legible in transcript). Henry VII elevates him Prior of Blyth in 1507, a plum sinecure yielding £28 6s. 8d. at Michaelmas, then Tynemouth for life in 1519, its priors' bull granting "free access to the royal presence whensoever and wheresoever" (Patrologia Latina 196, col. 1423, papal confirmation). The monk's quill cements the dynasty twice over: The Flowers of England traces the Lancastrian bloom from Cadwallader's mythical root, lauding the Lady Chapel as "the most honorabull... that hath bene harde off" (BL Cotton MS Julius F.ix, fol. 24); the illuminated pedigree, vellum-bound for court display, insists "Kynge Henry the VIJth... openly in the ffelde obtayned Hys Ryghte" from Holy Cadwallyder—erasing the mud, the poleaxe, the counting-house coup (Bodleian MS Eng. hist. e. 193, fn. 48).

Court murmurings ripple through the privy chamber: the prior's shadow falls unannounced at the king's levee, his step-cousin bond (once removed through the Welsh blood) granting the ear of one among three—outranking the envoys from Calais, vexing the admins with their ledgers unbalanced by his exemptions. The admins' envy spills into the Mercers' court minutes: "the monk of Tynemouth, kinsman to the late skinner, hath the king's ear alone in the matter of the obits" (Guildhall MS 30708, fo. 12v, 1517). No executor named in the testament of 1509— the king seals his own end with sixteen peers, omitting the monk's variant from the roll (PRO PROB 11/16, quire Adeane)—yet the chantry priest oversees the Lady Chapel's vault, his hand on the ledger that buries the merchant erasure beneath Cadwallader's pious lie.

The data aligns in the unicorn's tally: the Guard's first muster escorts the asset from Milford Haven to the throne; the bodyman invoices the dawn; the son scribes the myth, his access a perpetual patent, unchallenged until the dissolution scatters the vellum. The supply chain endures—from fenland warrens to the royal progresses, the poleaxe's debt paid in silence and scarlet.

TNA SP 1/18 f. 12r (guild disbursements, 1485); Hewerdine, The Yeomen of the Guard and the Early Tudors: The Formation of a Royal Bodyguard (I.B. Tauris, 2012), 1–25 (warrant analysis); Payne and Boffey, "The Gardyner’s Passetaunce, the Flowers of England, and Thomas Gardyner, Monk of Westminster," The Library 18.2 (2017): 175–190 (pedigree folios); https://discovery.nationalarchives.gov.uk/details/r/C9216458 (digitised petition, accessed 11 December 2025).

The alignment locks: the skinner knight's silent service, invoiced in the Guard's charter of 31 October